Tonight when I opened a forwarded email, I knew why I don't like them.
The subject was "This made me think of you."
"I like you because of who you are to me...A true friend. " (oh boy)
"And if I don't get this back I'll take the hint." (seriously?)
"Something good will happen to you tomorrow at 1-4 pm tomorrow." (uh huh, yeah I bet)
At this point I am thinking GAG ME!!! Do you not agree with me? This is why I hate forwards! Why are they so cheesy? If you don't forward this on, then you are a bad person! I am in fact a terrible person because most of the time, I don't send them on. Sorry forwards.
P.S. This line is also classic of the "lame forwards"
"Make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence, and don't skip ahead."
and one more great line from this particular foward
"I've learned...that life is like a roll of toilet paper....the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes." (Yes, thank you for those pearls of wisdom!!)